Jokes

If you want to have a good time here are some jokes to laught:

- ¿Do you speak English? - ¿Ehhh? - ¿Do you speak English? - ¿¿Ehhhhh?? -¿Do you speak English? - ¿¿Ehhhhhhhhhhh??? - ¡¡Que si hablas Inglés!! - ¡¡Ahh, si ok, claro, muy bien!

- If woman with big boobs works at hooters, where should work the people with one leg? - They should work at IHOP because i hop LOL!

My house is so, so, so small that when the sun comes into my house, I have to leave.

What happens in the African jungle from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. everyday, even on Sundays? - Two hours.

She: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria? He: Because you are the first woman I ever had. She: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot He: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast? She: No, darling. Because you're number 206!

-Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused! - Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!

- Do you know why the ocean is blue? - Because fish go blue, blue, blue, blue...

A woman goes to the doctor and tells him: 'You know, Doc, I'm suffering of amnesia.' The doctor asks, 'OK. When did you notice that?' The woman replies: 'What?'